Client: I need a studio. Send me pics.

Me: We have a Neumann TLM103 in a Whisper Room Booth and a mega-specced ProTools DAW

Client: Gimme a quote

Me: Who do you want to use for the voice?

Client: Dunno. Gimme a quote

Me: Need to know who you want to use for the voice

Client: Um. (gives a vague description that could be literally any female VO talent in Singapore) Gimme a quote. 

Me: BRO – WHO DO YOU WANT TO USE?

Client: Gimme a quote. And I still need the pictures of your studio. 

Me: Oh, sorry – we’re fully booked, we gotta pass


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